Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Carolina Gamecock Fan.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional Carolina Gamecock Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you rank your team among the nation's elite, only to find that pollsters don't even rank you as the best team in your State.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number ooooone?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when, with your has been coach at the controls, you lose to almost everyone.
Backup singer: Cry like a Babyyyyy !
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up next year, and boast of the mythical national championship you’ll win next year!.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional Carolina Gamecock Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you rank your team among the nation's elite, only to find that pollsters don't even rank you as the best team in your State.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number ooooone?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when, with your has been coach at the controls, you lose to almost everyone.
Backup singer: Cry like a Babyyyyy !
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up next year, and boast of the mythical national championship you’ll win next year!.
Backup singer: Just wait til next yearrrrr!
Announcer: You perpetually ignore your history of mediocrity, "the ref's robbed us !"
Backup singer: We’re not only cocky, but we suck toooooooo!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home bitchslapping given by your rival in last year's SEC opener and believe that you'll compete for an SEC chamionship this year, only to lose yet another SEC opening matchup to the Dawgs!
Backup singer: Liberty Bowl be damned – we belong in the BCSSSSSSS!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Crower of Cockiness, and know that when you don't finish in the top 25, you most likely won't be there at the start of next season, either.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional Carolina Gamecock Fannnnnnn!
Anheuser-Busch?, St Louis, Missouri
7 comments:
Hysterical! Love your site - just found you from your comment on pwd's blog.
I'm a dawg grad living in South Carolina as well... I know exactly what you mean. This week has been hell! Can't wait for Saturday's inevitable win to get here.
Go Dawgs!
I feel the same way. I dread sitting in the office all week listening to the trash talk. Next week will be pur bliss though, as all the Carolina Grads will be avoiding me!
darn typos!
That was Awesome CD ! I could hear the tune going in the back of my head the whole time. I was laughing so hard. But it is so true! We feel your misery living in S.C.Have family that hears it ALL year . Oh, isn't it Anheuser-Busch?
The cocks might notice the error,but most are in the coop hiding probably !
GOOOOOOOO Dawgs !!!!!
Thanks, I've fixed it.
Hey nice song!! It was almost as good as your offense!! Next time make your song after you get thumped at home! LOL Don't worry, you don't have to be embarrassed by Spurrier beating you....It was Tyrone Nix!! I'm sure you won't forget it either. NO TOUCHDOWNS!! Maybe you can win a SEC EAST game sometime later this year. 5 loses in a row!!! HA HA!! You can talk all you want about both schools past, but we aren't a pushover anymore. Show a little respect to your new daddy and good luck in Atlanta......the peach bowl that is!! 16-12!!!
See the above comment is what this song refers to. One win and all of a sudden the team is world beaters. Make sure you review the game. Pay close attention to the dropped passes and overthrown balls. Once you really pay attention you will see that yes you won the game, but it was not so much Carolina doing the winning as it was Georgia losing. We beat ourselves.
I still see losses for you guys at Arkansas, Florida, Tennessee, and LSU.
Visit again after those games!
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