Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus? A: A visitor
Q: What is the difference between a Tennessee divorce and a Tornado?
A: I don’t know either, but someone’s gonna lose a trailer.
A: I don’t know either, but someone’s gonna lose a trailer.
Q: What do tornadoes and Tennessee grads have in common?
A: They both always end up in trailer parks.
A: They both always end up in trailer parks.
Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday when they’re picking up garbage during work release!
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday when they’re picking up garbage during work release!
Q: What do you call an Tennessee grad wearing a suit and tie?
A: The defendant!
A: The defendant!
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker, and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
A: The cop
There was a couple who were getting a divorced, so the judge said to the child,“Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?” “No, said the child, “he beats me.”“Do you want to live with your Mom then?” “No, she beats me too”.“Well who do you want to live with?” “I want to live with the Vols” said the little girl, “because they can’t beat anybody.You can't spell Citrus without UT.-Steve Spurrier
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and Neyland Stadium?
A: A porcupine has 108,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE.
"I heard Phil Fulmer had his QBs,RBs,and WRs all working in the local bakery during the summer, because he wanted them to get used to turnovers"
Q: What did the Knoxville City Council do to slow the birth rate down in Knoxville?
A: They outlawed family reunions.
There were 2 death row inmates awaiting execution in a Tennessee prison. One was a UT fan and the other was a Georgia Bulldog fan. On the day they were to meet their Maker the Warden came to ask for their last requests.
He asked the Tennessee fan first: "You can have one final request; what will it be?" The UT fan replied, "I wanna hear Rocky Top one more time!" The Warden says "Alright, that'll be fine."
The Warden then looks to the Georgia fan and says " You too can have one final request; what will it be?" The UGA fan looked at the Warden and said: "Kill me first!!"
5 comments:
What has thirty-two feet and a full set of teeth? The front row of section 310 at Neyland Stadium.
Nice - glad you liked it!
Boy, the Vols sure kicked the sh*t out of those dogs this year, how does that make you feel losing to a bunch of dumb hillbillies?
HAHA, that probably screwed you out of the SEC East Title. Peace sucka!
SO Looks like you went home with your tail between your legs this weekend, huh?!!!
TN Sucks, alright...But come on now...hillbillies? I mean--it's not like GA is exactly the cultural mecca of the south!
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